Dear XBOX,
I'm getting tired of holding my Wii controller.
I'd definitely rather hold nothing than hold my Wii controller. That would free up my hands for more important things - like a Toasted Almond bar or a ChocoTaco. Also, I’m tired of leaving my living room to shop, meet with friends and exercise. Is there anything you can do that would help me stay homebound and still free up my hands for snacking?
Also, all this typing all day is getting old. (OMG...so true) My 5 year goal is to be able to work here at Genuine and conduct meetings without putting down a snack over an 8 hour period.
Lastly, in certain public bathrooms that DON’T have auto water sensors I am confused as to what I need to do. I wave my hands under the faucet yet water STILL won’t come out. And don’t get me started about towel dispensers without sensors.
If you guys can think of anything that would help me out I might be willing to pay $199 for it.
Regards,
Chris Pape
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From: Bill [mailto:bill@xbox.com]
Sent: Monday, June 22, 2009 8:05 AM
To: Chris Pape
Subject: RE: Dear XBOX
Dear Chris,
We hear ya. See below.
Bill
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