This is a hilarious news report from 1981 about a "TelePaper" that can be uploaded to a rare machine known as a "home computer." I was actually in this newscast as a 4 year old but didn't make it past the editing room floor. In it, I predicted that in 10 years I would have the U.S. high score in Jungle Hunt, have a pet lion and a Knight Rider car bed. I have failed 4 year old Chris on all counts. Self, you need to reevaluate your life.